Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Attention Children!

I got this off of I Will Take It Lord and All You Have to Give and I thought it was cute, I'm not quite to this place yet but I can imagine!
Attention Children:
The Bathroom Door is Closed.
Please do not stand there and talk, whine, or ask questions.
Wait until I get out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
It is not broken, I am not trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times,
since you were born, because I was afraid
some horrible tragedy might occur
while I was in there,
but it's been 10 years and I want some
PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long I will be.
I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling
She's in the BATHROOM!
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them.
This was funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door.
Even when you were two this got a little tiresome.
If you have followed me down the hall talking,
and are still talking as you face this closed door,
please turn around, walk away,
and wait for me in another room.
I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
And yes, I still love you.
Mom

2 comments:

Jessica said...

LOVE that!! I'm not there yet either... but I'm sure I will be!

Your backrounds are the cutest! You have to help me out with that on my blog...

Ashley Skye said...

As I picture you in the bathroom trying to get a moments peace I see Treyton running thru the hall around the corner and right smack into the LARGE glass candle holder!!!